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Granny, probably (via darlingitscalledtrust)
i used to be able to handle the Smooth and Elegant characterization of draco malfoy and have enjoyed on some level fic with this characterization but i can’t even enjoy it anymore, i just CAN’T, draco malfoy THINKS he is smooth and elegant but he is ACTUALLY a completely ridiculous and often totally incompetent human being who put an extraordinary amount of effort into a “potter stinks” campaign, spent a lot of time third year dramatically pretending to faint in front of an audience in the great hall, and got mauled by a hippogriff because he literally couldn’t hold off insulting the first breathing thing around for one minute of his life, an inability that also resulted in losing quidditch and getting the shit kicked out of him more than once because the child cannot fight and “talk shit get hit” is a foreign concept 2 him
can we picture him, bud, and croy making ~grotesque faces at harry across the entire great hall when rita skeeter’s article comes out before the third task, can u reconcile this with Elegant, Graceful, Sophisticated draco malfoy turning his nose up at, like, elements of interior design
you are BUYING INTO HIS GAME don’t buy into this trash child’s game
Can Michael’s new show like crossover with Cote’s new show, and when their characters meet they’ll be like “I know you from somewhere”.
“Firebird”
So a phoenix is a firebird
Phoenixes rise from the ashes when they die
Emma left Killian in the Underworld, dead
So you know what’s Killian’s gonna do?
HE’S GONNA RISE UP
FROM THE ASHES
ALIVE
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